SEPARATED AT BIRTH : GLEN OR....GLENN?

"What Sin Could A Man Commit In A Single Lifetime to bring THIS upon himself?"

Ah, yes, an IMMORTAL line from one of the world's goofiest and logic-defying films....

On the left, we have Glen Jacobs as Kane in the WWE; on the right, Glenn Langan as Colonel Glenn Manning (Yes, it's two...two...two Glenns in one!) in schlockmeister Bert I. Gordon's 1957 sci-fi classic (?), "The Amazing Colossal Man"....

Poor, poor Kane. He's been subjected to bad angle after bad angle, and still ends up on the short end of the stick, despite being the tallest man on the RAW roster until Big Show was traded last week...

It's enough to make a grown wrestler stand up and cry out...

"What Sin Could A Man Commit In A Single Lifetime...to have to suffer through the CRAP they've been writing for me for the past two years?"

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